Things break & you know at least one computer geek

Attn. Customers:
Occasionally, just like your car, things break and the service(s) that depend upon that broken thing cease to serve, though usually temporarily.
In the case of a used record store, this especially means that I can NOT tell you the track listing of an, or ANY, album off the top of my head. Secondly, even if the computers were not broken, I would still NOT be able tell you the track listing of an, or ANY, album off the top of my head.
You see, we have yet to find a way for autistic people to function efficiently among the clientèle without them being our awkward slaves. Not to mention some sort of legal/moral bullshit tied in there.
Finally, (shhh) we don't really make much of any effort to find a track listing for any album that we don't have in stock because, hey, that's the way it is. However YOU, yes YOU, have the power of the internet at your fingertips, or your 10 year old nephews fingertips, or wherever, maybe the library.

Don't fret, we still love you to visit our store, we just don't want to, you know, "know you".
:)

Your cheap uncle has not evolved for the better

It's that time of year again where we ask your cheap uncle, "does the grocery store let you keep and re-use a coupon again and again after the first use until it expires?"
We knowingly expect the grocery store to say no, and so do we, like them, keep the coupon for our accounting records.

This brings me back to example #1 in 3 examples of human dysfunction from about one year ago.
Fun times I tell you.