Apr 16, 2010

Lame-ass movies

Dear Clients,

I have a problem with your taste in movies; they're all very lame. All you seem to buy & sell is Twilight, Ninja Assasin, Epic Movie, & Wrestlemaniac.
While there is nothing technically wrong with this, and you're entitled to your freedom of choice, it's still completely lame. For the same price of any DVD, you can see A Serious Man, Zombieland, Men Who Stare At Goats, or Hurt Locker.
I know were are only weeks away from being flooded with Avatar, and while it's a very entertaining movie, it's also a James Cameron movie. This means it's totally fucking lame, with excellent visual effects, minus a naked Kate Winslet.
What you need to do is ignore the movies that the TV tells you to see. Instead, read in to it a bit, think for yourself. Oh, so you have kids? Maybe No Country For Old Men ain't for the early Friday evening so much, sure, so maybe try Wall-E. It's surprisingly good, and when your puke-factories go to bed, you can watch some serious quality art.