7/11 attacks

A guy walked in today and asked if we had that movie about the 7/11 attacks.

Well, I've heard of the 9/11 attacks, Madrid, 7/7, Mumbai and others, but who would want to attack the local 7/11? It would just be extra messy for everybody, what with all that Slurpee syrup.
Just imagine the horror of stale Doritos flying at you near the speed of sound, and then getting sandwich mayonnaise in your hair, OR on an open wound caused by the Doritos?
Regaining consciousness with the cashier on top of you? Probable death right there.

...Oh here's what he was looking for, and it hasn't even been released on DVD yet! Free on YouTube:



Apparently this type of thing has actually happened many times, not only at 7/11, but also the competitors of 7/11! Unbelievable. The customer is occasionally right.