Nov 20, 2009

Snocky: With Apologies From Chris Carter

Snocky: "Ahem, (snort), I would like to return this 9th season of the X-Files".

This is the same regular as the previous post.

As said regular does regularly, he goes on rather incoherently about whatever his regular problem is. In this case he's left hanging by the the end of the 9th season of the X-Files and wants the 10th.

There is no 10th! Only two crappy movies, both of which he's seen and rightfully hates. I explain this to him, followed by me pronouncing the suspiciously familiar "You know we don't actually produce these films & TV shows, right?" (See Kevin Smith, possibly Clerks?)

Perplexed, he eventually concedes and agrees that maybe they really did stop making X-Files after season 9. (I double-checked Wikipedia) Thus he wants to buy some Rolling Stones CDs, but, his daughter has his credit card. Can't be good, and neither can his daughter based upon these genes.

He has cash! All is well, but only well enough to buy one CD... Black & Blue by Rolling Stones. Done.

This will not be the end... see you tomorrow, Snocky.

(more to come)

Nov 7, 2009

Quote of the week

Hello and sorry the the infrequent updates. The holiday season is fast approaching, which usually makes for some of the finest behavior one can expect from an "adult".

Moving on.
This week a fairly regular customer, while exchanging some crappy DVDs decided he would seem wise, or even educated if he said to me "Well, you shouldn't look a gift horse in the anus".

...not only awkward, but lip-biting too.