Apornologies

I would like to formally apologize to the customer who looked at the dvd cover with the large penis pointing at a clearly photoshopped anus. There were surely some female breasts in there too, which I am aware likely offends your jesus.
Also, if you had flipped over the dvd, you would have noticed several penises for breakfast, WITH desert.
Sometimes people try to sell porn. Next time I promise to make sure these are more out of the view of the especially curious, but not necessarily everyone.
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Cigarette?

It should be common knowledge, and one should assume the following:
One who is homeless, penniless, nicotine addicted, and insane, should not walk in to a place of business requesting a cigarette. We will not be nice to anybody under such circumstances.
Also, if we did give said subject a cigarette, it would only encourage future visits which we are trying to discourage by being somewhat rude.
The same basic rules apply to changing large amounts of loose change into bills, using the phone, bathroom, CD burner, and kleenex.
(the beer store may sell nicotine gum, and beer)
Thank you for your cooperation.
the man