Hello children, you have to be 18 years of age to sell stuff here. Oh it's your father.
You, sir, require proper photo ID to sell stuff here on behalf of your daughters... sir.
You, Sir, Can not have your daughters sign for you, you see, sir, it's just not in the best interest of the municipal government, sir. You are pure evil for trying that cock-shit on my honky ass.
Yes, you & your daughters are very well behaved. Oh and sir, I'd almost think they where brought up in some kind of a Christian home, sir, however when you weren't looking I showed them some Slayer albums. It was pretty sweet, sir; their eyes lit up like Satan's eyes.
Ok goodbye sir, and we'll see you on the National Day Of Slayer, June 6. Bring your daughters.
