I will sue you for this MJ CD

This is just a quick thing that I HAD to post.

A mentally challenged man purchased a $7 Michael Jackson CD the other day. It skipped a bit; it happens. It's defective. But we have a no refund policy, and I offered to exchange it. Cool.

He would not hear it, and gave me three options:
1. "Give me my money back"
He's pretty rude right off the bat, so I refuse.
2. "I never come here again"
Totally cool, I like that option. Please don't return.
3. "I sue"
... (I snicker) How will you be going about that? I'm sure every lawyer will take that case regarding a $7 Michael Jackson CD.

He then proceeded to creep out a 10 year old boy by commenting on how polite he was, then patting him on the back. I apologized to the kid, who then acknowledged my apology because he was obviously a smart kid.

Up until this point, my day was going pretty well.

The only way this can get worse is if the kid's parents stop by tomorrow.
I'll hope for the best.