Children of the world, as always, I encourage you to watch the Bruno movie, explore your sexuality, especially if you're Austrian, and use the word "retard" as often as possible.
Not to mention inappropriate touching and masturbation.
Porn though? Don't bother, that shit died with VHS.
That aside, a mother of two allows her 8 & 10 year old children to pick a movie for the evening. The children pick Bruno, which I immediately rave about due to its total awesomeness. However, my ability to see the future is kicking in; there is an angry phone call coming from an angry parent, tomorrow, first thing. (blah blah my kids know about anal sex now and we haven't had "the talk" yet blah blah grade 4)
Like time travelling and killing Hitler before WWII, I have to stop, look at the mother who just handed her kid a twenty dollar bill and say "Hey, you haven't see this, have you" and naturally "no" she hasn't. And then she gets it.
"Kid... young child" (me seeming wise, like Yoda or Kyle from South Park) "if you turn 18 and graduate high school, life gets soo much better, trust me, it's worth the wait".
This is what makes my job so... job-like.
(smiley face here)
