Apornologies

I would like to formally apologize to the customer who looked at the dvd cover with the large penis pointing at a clearly photoshopped anus. There were surely some female breasts in there too, which I am aware likely offends your jesus.
Also, if you had flipped over the dvd, you would have noticed several penises for breakfast, WITH desert.
Sometimes people try to sell porn. Next time I promise to make sure these are more out of the view of the especially curious, but not necessarily everyone.
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