12 step program

1. Announce your presence.

2. Apologize for announcing your presence.

3. Admit you're an alcoholic.

4. Announce that your girlfriend is pissed off at you.

5. Pick up random country music CD.

6. Announce that everyone here is your friend.

7. Repeat #2

8. Repeat #3

9. Purchase said country music CD.

10. Repeat #4

11. Pull up pants.

12. Leave.

If this sounds like you, please go to your local liquor store as soon as possible for immediate help.