Britney Spears takes a big black shit

Yes, today Britney Spears released a new pile of crap, entitled "Blackout".
I have no intention of buying this CD, nor do I get paid enough by this company to play it in the store. So, clearly I am destined to never ever hear this album.
Too bad for Britney; we could have been so good together.
WHAT THE HELL?
The Backstreet Boys seem to have a new CD too!
"Unbreakable" it's called. BBB's, you're already broken. Eat a bag of dicks.

On the more interesting end of the spectrum, Puscifer (Keenan from Tool evidently) released their new CD.
I wasn't exactly aware of it's release today, but when I looked at the packaging, I was delighted to see an in flight safety/emergency procedures style layout, and the CD is well worth a listen, but I don't plan to buy it.

But, I'm not here to review albums as you can tell, I'm here to rant about the wankers that come in here all the time.

Once again, somebody ordered a DVD box set over the internet, and expected it to get here the next day. As though while you sit in front of your computer in your cozy home office, ordering stuff, I drive all over the place to get your order to you, asap.
The reality is that couriers can only go so fast, and I assume that most of them smoke a lot of weed and never go over the speed limit. (who wouldn't? That Toronto-Windsor route must be sweet)

And now it's time for FAQ!
Q: Do you have any DJ Crap?
A: No
Q: Is this 50 Cent's new CD?
A: Yes
Q: Is this 50 Cent's new CD?
A: No, that's the older one, and what did I just tell you?
Q: Am I fat?
A: You're chunky.
Q: Do you have the guy who was on Canadian Idol last night?
A: No, and we stopped carrying last years winner 6 months after he won. Please don't ask about *** Idol, it gives me nightmares.
Q: Do you have a washroom I can use?
A: No, but there's lots of fast food restaurants to shit on around here.
Q: Why won't you give me what I paid for this fairly new video game?
A: It's no longer new and you've been storing it on your dirty floor for the past 4 months. Please take it to Wal-Mart.
Q: Do you have any Hank Williams II?
A: Why Hank II when you can get Hank Sr. or Hank III? Just cut out the middle man. Please help make the world a little better for everyone, try to listen to good country music.