Please buy my man-porn & a Kiss concert program

Few things make this job more worth while than strange little men that come in and try to sell man-porn.
This case was a little Italian-ish man, first placing a Kiss concert program on the counter, expecting me to buy it. "It's a collector's item you know". (I know a rock-memorabilia stores in Toronto that will give you a dollar for it, and you can sell it on Ebay for 0.50 USD).
Then the man-porn; A 4-disc collection of nuthin' but man-lovin' cocks 'n ass!
"That cost $99 on Ebay" he says, "plus shipping". (and who wouldn't pay that much for 15 hours of non-stop cock!)
He plopped a bunch of miscellaneous CD's on the counter, mostly hacked-to-shit crap that we'd never buy if it were still sealed.
To my amazement, there was one of which we sell for around $11, pretty good condition, Sorry I can't recall which CD it was. So I offer him $5. (it's just gonna get real dusty for a year before someone buys it anyway)
I tell him I can give him $5 cash, and we require (BY PROVINCIAL GOVERNMENT LAW) Government issued photo I.D., which, of course, does no sit well with this guy.
"But I got drunk and lost all my I.D." (and WTF am I supposed to do about that? Risk losing my job because you're an alcoholic crackhead? Piss right off)
After showing me a pawn shop receipt (to no avail) he asks if he can come back with someone who has I.D., and I say "yes".
So now I wait...
To be updated, hopefully.