A clown posse for the mentally challenged

I can't help but notice, especially ever since I worked at HMV several years ago, that the customers who request Insane Clown Posse are one, or both of the following:
1. Mentally handicapped
2. Wrestling fans
I think it's very nice of of the members of Insane Clown Posse to create recordings that appeal to people much the same way men in undies & crystal methamphetamine does.
Way to go ICP; you really know how to make America dumberer.

Moving on to the polo salad.
I must mention that I'm currently listening to The Dead Milkmen. It's great in that sucky customers buy stuff and leave much faster while Dead Milkmen are playing, while all the cool customers totally dig it.
If you work in a music store, try my Dead Milkmen method.
If the Dead Milkmen method works too well (stranger things have happened), then may I recommend a delightful game for you & your co-workers to play. It's called Quijibo Scrabble! It's scrabble, but with no holds barred providing you can immediately define that word you just spelled.
Try it today!

I know, nothing but positive notes today. Weird. So to finalize, after the Dead Milkmen, comes Ween live at Stubbs. An outstanding listen, and if you can't find it anywhere, then download it... it's okay, Ween don't mind.
tah

Oh wait, footnote:
A kids calls...
me: hello
kid: You guys buy cd's?
me: yes
kid: I have a whole bunch, but none of them have booklets. Can you buy them?
me: no, we require the whole package; front cover, back, disc...
kid: could you buy them and then you could just print out a new cover?
me: I could do that, but then I'd have to go buy a gun, hold it to your head, and force you to buy the cd's back with a 65% mark-up. It's a lot of hassle for a pile of crappy cd's, so I'd rather just not buy them.
kid: oh, ok. bye

I thought that was a cute & interesting phone call.