Let's drop dad at the bus station

Chunky kid walks in to store.
Looks at some video games, gets excited, goes over to restaurant for breakfast.
Chunky kids comes back a half hour later, a bit chunkier, with mother.
After a few minutes, mother says "Let's go, we can come back when we don't have your dad with us."
Kid replies "ohh, can't we just drop dad off at the bus station!"

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These are the moments that make this job worth while :)