Super-fun Saturday 2.0

I must first admit that this past week has been terribly, terribly boring; slow, and downright poopy.
But I'm starting this Super-fun Saturday with a hangover, which is a decision I made last night as I closed the store and walked over to the LCBO (that's an Ontario liquor store, only 100 feet away BTW) to buy a whole whack of booze on a fine Friday night.
I drank that booze (Hamilton's own Lakeport Honey Lager I might add (sorry Brick, I still love you but I have to experiment, you know?)) and it was a blast, just drinking and pissing around on the internet, listening to music and watching epidodes of the Office & Sledge Hammer. (remember Sledge? or are you too young? Oh, and I don't' have cable... screw that shit, and welcome to the world of tomorrow)
And so, let us begin Super-fun Saturday 2.0!

Why does everyone keep asking about Guitar Hero III?
We've only had previous Guitar Hero version, hmmm, about ONCE EVER! Et pourquoi?
Just see the latest episode of South Park I suppose.

Moving to... fashion!
1. "Hooter's Racing" Nascar Jacket. ??
Yes, it's true, I'm totally serial, this guy woke up today, decided to wear his Hooter's Racing jacket, and then decided it would be a good idea to go to a music store and make the staff cringe with disgust and possibly poke at a recurring smoking habit.
2. "Green Cadyshack sweatpants" of which I can only assume were purchased at Wal-Mart.
But, OH, wait... I had to Google it... okay: http://www.webundies.com/caddy_shack_pants.htm
I think I'm going to be sick, and may also go outside for a cigarette.
3. Fresh Mullet - Saturday is mullet touch-up day!
Do I really need to explain this beyond an 8 out of 10 mullet rating?

Well it seems that people aren't quite beginning the whole christmas-freakout bit yet (mid to late November I guess) so it remains a tad slow, but I might add this:
When a tiny walk-in only/drive-thru Tim Horton's franchise is staffed with literally 10 employees on a saturday, everything can and will go wrong.
To the mini Tim Hortons staff: "You kids suck! Learn to think for yourselves before you find yourself pondering retirement while working at Tim Hortons, while serving soapy black water to unsuspecting people such as myself"